CHEMISTRY JOKES

1. What did the scientist say when they found 2  isotopes of Helium?

Ans.  He He 😂

2. Do you hear a joke about a Sodium?

Ans.  Na 🙅‍♂️

3. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

Ans. Ask them to pronounce ' UNIONIZED'.

4. A Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says : We don't serve noble gases here.

Ans. The Helium does not REACT. 🤷‍♂️

5. Do you hear a joke about Sodium HypoBromite?

Ans.  Na Bro.😀

6. A Neutron walks into a shop and says: I would like a coke.

The shopkeeper serves up a coke.

How much will that be? Ask the Neutron.

Ans. The shopkeeper replies: for you?

      NO CHARGE.

7. After reading all these chemistry jokes, may be you got a little thirsty?

Ans. Have a glass of H2O.

Regards

By: Ms. Prabhpreet Kaur